Samuelisms

I don't usually post Samuelisms as I am of the opinion that what he
says is much funnier when told in person than when read, but I'm
breaking my rule this morning.

A commercial came in this morning for 'Bliss' - hershey's version of
dove chocolates- and at the end of the commercial, after the ending
tagline "it's bliss", Samuel responded "It's not bliss, it's just
chocolate."

Take that Hersheys.